2010-09-29

chibi_veneficus: (DULL SURPRISE.)
2010-09-29 08:25 am

My mind is a strange, strange place.

Title: You Can Look But You Can't Touch
Day: September 29
Prompt: Alpha Male
Verse: Pfft, I have absolutely no idea other than that it's an AU. Maybe WFC?
Rating: PG-13ish?
Words: 2311
Other Characters: Starscream, various unnamed mechs at the end.
Warnings: Fail!pickup lines, slight cussing, slight violence, slight usage of pimp terminology, implied prostitution rings/brothels, very lightly implied sticky, implied beat down at the end, Prowl and Jazz being shameless.
Summary: Starscream walks into a bar looking for a good time. He finds the exact opposite.
Notes: For the Sexy September challenge at the [livejournal.com profile] prowlxjazz community. Unbeta'd so any mistakes are mine. In all honesty? I have no idea where this idea for the prompt came from. I was four pages in with a different idea for the prompt and struggling with it when this one hijacked my brain at gun point. I think I've been watching too much Cops and Law & Order: SVU. Because seriously mind. Seriously.


If you touch it I'ma start some drama/ You don't want no drama )