The Little Niche Behind the Stairwell

Title: Cautionable Offense: Hand Ball
Rating: M
Characters: Gold Foot, Flash Kid, Gold Foot/Flash Kid
Contains: Light BDSM, Tactile Sexual Interfacing, Inappropriate Use of Sports Equipment, Dom/sub Undertones
Summary:Flash Kid deliberately handles the ball. Gold Foot doesn't protest.
Notes: an old gift for the sin bin group. Contains slight spoilers for episode 24

On AO3

( deliberately touches the ball with their hand/arm )

Title: Automatism
Verse: War of Cybertron AU
Rating: T
Characters: Smokescreen, Red Alert
Contains: One-Sided Attraction
Summary: Smokescreen always did like breaking the rules.

On AO3

( Critical Failure )

Title: Verumi (3/4)
Verse: AU/G1
Rating: PG13
Characters: Jazz, Prowl, Shockwave, ensemble
Warnings: Brief descriptions of physical torture and injuries.
Summary: Jazz had always felt that Prowl was a little...different then the rest of them.
Notes: gettin' to the end

Previous chapters on LJ/DW:
Chapter 1
Chapter 2
Chapter 2.5
Chapter 2.9

Slightly edited version up on AO3



( Dream, Send me a sign/ Turn back the clock/ Give me some time )

Title: A Little R&R
Verse: IDW MTMTE but sometime in the future when things aren't imploding so it’s most likely AU like woah.
Rating: G
Word count: 998
Characters: Ambulon and Fortress Maximus.
Contains: High levels of ridiculous fluff, cuddles, frowny Ambu and purring Fort Max.
Summary: Fort Max believes that Ambulon's work ethic should include breaks.
Notes: idek man, my fingers just started typing words and this came out??? In all honesty, I’m just happy to discover that I can still write stuff. I am so rusty ;v; also, fic is unbetaed



( “You’re all tense again.” )

Title: Pleasure Caste: I'm a Spy on Your Side, You See (03/??)
Verse: AU WFC in which the war has never happened.
Rating: PG
Characters: Jazz, Freezon, mentions of others.
Contains: Plot advancement.
Summary: Jazz pays a friend a visit and gets some answers.
Notes: INFO DUMP AHOY.


( Slip on, into any disguise/ I'll still know you )

Title: Verumi (2.5/3)
Verse: AU/G1
Rating: PG
Characters: Optimus Prime, Jazz, mentions of others; Jazz/Prowl friendship
Warnings: Angst. Lots of angst. I also twist some concepts around a bit to suit the plot better >.>
Summary: Jazz had always felt that Prowl was a little...different then the rest of them.
Notes: I believe anavidbookworm asked about Optimus' reaction to Prowl's little secret and it coincided with what the muses wanted to happen next. It was originally going to be the beginning for Chapter 3 but it felt too wonky to do so, so it got its own chapter.

Previous chapters:
Chapter 1
Chapter 2


( Dream, Send me a sign/ Turn back the clock/ Give me some time )

Title: Verumi (2/3)
Verse: AU/G1
Rating: PG
Characters: Jazz, Mirage, Ratchet, mentions of others; Jazz/Prowl friendship
Warnings: Angst. Lots of angst. Ratchet's abuse of italics. I also twist some concepts around a bit to suit the plot better >.>
Summary: Jazz had always felt that Prowl was a little...different then the rest of them.
Notes: So I had this almost done but when I was going over it, this little part of my brain said, 'You know, this could be so much better if you did it this way instead,' and I had to agree with it. My apologies for it taking so long, though. u_u

Many, many thanks goes to antepathy for being a wonderful beta! :D

Chapter 1 can be found here


( Dream, Send me a sign/ Turn back the clock/ Give me some time )


There will be a side story concerning Mirage on why he views drones as he does. I wanted to post it in tandem with this chapter but it is dragging its heels like a disagreeable child and is now sitting in timeout until I figure out what to do with it. >:T Hopefully I'll be able to get it to behave soon but I make no promises.

Title: Pleasure Caste: I Got Nothing To Do and All Day To Do It (01/??)
Verse:WFC AU
Rating: PG
Characters: Hound, Jazz, mentions of other bots, random enforcer who's not really random.
Warnings: Driving after drinking multiple intoxicating beverages.
Summary: As far as first meetings went...well, it could have been a lot worse.
Notes: The bunnies mobbed me a bit. It might be a good idea to take a quick look over here. I've put up some hopefully useful info concerning what my brain has done to this verse.


( Is it any wonder I'm not a criminal?/ Is it any wonder I'm not in jail? )

Title: You Can Look But You Can't Touch
Day: September 29
Prompt: Alpha Male
Verse: Pfft, I have absolutely no idea other than that it's an AU. Maybe WFC?
Rating: PG-13ish?
Words: 2311
Other Characters: Starscream, various unnamed mechs at the end.
Warnings: Fail!pickup lines, slight cussing, slight violence, slight usage of pimp terminology, implied prostitution rings/brothels, very lightly implied sticky, implied beat down at the end, Prowl and Jazz being shameless.
Summary: Starscream walks into a bar looking for a good time. He finds the exact opposite.
Notes: For the Sexy September challenge at the prowlxjazz community. Unbeta'd so any mistakes are mine. In all honesty? I have no idea where this idea for the prompt came from. I was four pages in with a different idea for the prompt and struggling with it when this one hijacked my brain at gun point. I think I've been watching too much Cops and Law & Order: SVU. Because seriously mind. Seriously.


( If you touch it I'ma start some drama/ You don't want no drama )

Title: The Theory on TwentyEight
Prompt Number: 11 -- Jealous
Verse: G1
Rating: G
Summary: Every dog gets his day and it's about time Skids got his. 28 drabbles on the most forgotten member of the Ark.
Notes: I need to stop eating so much food before I go to bed...uhhhh...

( Work does not sound like an appealing thing to do right now -__- )